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10.05.2023

When Pixie Wireless Tracker commissioned the largest independent lost and found survey in the U.S. in April 2017, the research showed that Americans spend around 2.5 days each year in total looking for their lost things. The most commonly misplaced items, according to the survey, are remotes, phones, keys, and glasses. Stay informed about the latest competitions, competition winners and latest news. Anyways, I really like it because um, I don't know, actually. My LTE isn't even the longest yet, but perhaps in the future, when it is the longest, people will be challenging themselves to read the entire thing. What will happen to this LTE in a thousand years? Now let's do an LTE Timeline! If you're pale you can still be attractive. I wrote something in Elefen, so I will also write something in Toki Pona. Do you like how I capitalized "Zany" there? The Kenneth Iman LTE was started in 2013 and was last updated in 2015. Browse other questions tagged, Start here for a quick overview of the site, Detailed answers to any questions you might have, Discuss the workings and policies of this site. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. She says it will have only one word repeated throughout the entire text. Subject. Then I tried again, and it turned off completely. Im currently writing this in the car. I don't know. They and ate and ate and ate and ate and then they all blew up. But I'm learning it, at least. The best way to see if It really does show how small this LTE is so far compared to FlamingChicken or Hermnerps. But I had somewhat of an association with that community back in the day. Notice that this entire mess is one sentence and that it is extraordinarily difficult to follow because it also contains a series of exceptions to the general rule. Hey, I'm back, and I don't feel any more creative. I've already written more today than the day I first said I was gonna write as much as possible, so that's a good sign. I think I'll be able to surpass Kenneth Iman's not long from now. Those 4 months of this thing being untouched end today! Someone came up with it before I did. I don't know anymore. Now she just started singing "I have a tongue, you don't, because I cut it off yesterday". You know what my favorite color combination is? I still have 5,000 characters to go (I was completely off earlier, I don't have 7,000 left to go), and there's not much left of the day. If it's so easy that kids can learn it, you can too! Except the overuse of capital letters might throw the reader off guard a little because of how sparingly I've used them in the past, but oh well. Heres a brief explanation of the common paragraph types most writing deals with. I use Reddit a lot, but I only use it for language-related stuff. It all began in around 6th grade. I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. Paragraph Generator with you in mind. To the left of the pool was an underground trampoline where we spent our time picnicking and of course playing "crack the egg." She thinks she's epic because of it. Hey, what's the average amount of text I write per day in this LTE? Once or maybe 1 000 000 000 times there was a boy called Ben. A short paragraph may not reach even 50 words while long paragraphs can be over 400 words long, but generally speaking they tend to be approximately 200 words in length. Imagine the things you couldve eaten ; sushi, sharks, dogs, snakes, cats, fish, humans, dogs, dogs, and many more wonders of this world. Its probably not very hard to figure out, anyways. I've been wanting to make Viesa an actual conlang for so long now. That's the name of the CSS color I used. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. Weird how all those counts hit such round numbers in one day, huh? Maybe you do, maybe you don't. I'm sure most people reading this don't care about my language related talk, but I gotta make this long. Paul is the oldest example I'm aware of of someone writing an excellent run-on sentence. It's pretty annoying. There, now I'm gonna try and forget that half this LTE is the same exact boring topic. Hmm, I wonder if I should go and eat pancakes now? A cat's jaw cannot move sideways. Etc. I hope students of writing can study these sentences to [] How silly! This one time, me and my mom were going to go to a furry Christmas party, but we didn't end up going because of the fact that there was alcohol on the premises, and that she didn't wanna have to be a mom dragging her son through a crowd of furries. There, now the text area is larger. My sister is still playing annoying songs. If you leave it out, your readers will experience your essay as unfinishedor, worse, as pointless or insular. Now I'm asking her what else I should put in this text. "Though in many natural objects, whiteness refiningly enhances beauty, as if imparting some special virtue of its own, as in marbles, japonicas, and pearls; and though various nations have in some way recognised a certain royal preeminence in this hue; even the barbaric, grand old kings of Pegu placing the title Lord of the White Elephants above all their other magniloquent ascriptions of dominion; and the modern kings of Siam unfurling the same snow-white quadruped in the royal standard; and the Hanoverian flag bearing the one figure of a snow-white charger; and the great Austrian Empire, Caesarian, heir to overlording Rome, having for the imperial colour the same imperial hue; and though this pre-eminence in it Its great. You've probably heard the saying "good writing is rewriting.". Also, LEARN VIESA! Bye! That was one of my favorite memes. Well, would it really be a world record? Do you have any paragraphs that are less than 4 sentences long? I would've thought "the" would be the most common, but "the" is only the second most used word, with 43 uses. Its something that I cant explain. (2) the actor has been unlawfully dispossessed of the property and is making a re-entry or recaption justified by Section 3.06; or Another song I can play on the piano is All Star by Smash Mouth. Then Ben went to the park and ate pizza that was falling from the ground and then he saw retarded monkeys saying things like gurgle gurgle flippity gloo cobble wobble shingy shong. Stay tuned for more fun adventures as you read through this LTE. Its jarring for the reader when the author jumps wildly from one topic to the next, so try to keep all related paragraphs together and in a logical sequence. To draw the points together and conclude. Aren't capital letters so cool? And I doubt it's gonna get any more, to be honest. , expository paragraphs revolve around explaining and discussing a single point or idea. My sister does not like synthwave. This means "ant eating with three fingers.". Yes, that hello wasn't original either, since I already said it once. I will also try to avoid writing about the same exact boring topic for the rest of this text. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. I'm not even a tenth of the way there yet, but give it a month and I'm sure I'll get there. But anyways, it's pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. There's a countdown on the livestream to when it ends, and it says 181 days, 9 hours, 12 minutes, and 3 seconds. For the convenience of your reader, its best to connect the sentences in a way that lets the reader move from one point to the next without getting confused. By the way, if you're wondering what this "something" was, it was GoAnimated Garbage: The Movie, which was supposed to be an hour long episode of a series I made to make fun of random GoAnimate videos. And a bunch of gift cards. Nah, I don't think I will. Well, I just put some waffles in the toaster, and I got reminded of the very beginnings of this longest text ever. I just realized that none of this is helping the fact that half this LTE is about the LTE itself. Therefore, I am perfect. Below we explain everything you need to know about paragraph structure to write like an expert, including several paragraph examples. I think I'm gonna go for now. I havent posted a video in a year. On an unrelated note, I feel like half this LTE is just me talking about the LTE itself. I seem to keep saying that after everything I type at this point. There's also a bomb that's placed in Barney's "lair", the timer for which is displayed in the error. This is why the heart is as important as the head. In the main, what is in the long run advantageous to one man is also advantageous to another. My sister has an obsession with sponges. Now she's saying that they're not random, they're the numbers being displayed on the microwave. But oh well. I'm such a liar! I think I need help. Finally, lets look at a fiction paragraph example. It only takes a minute to sign up. In Bram Stokers Dracula, one of the protagonists, Jonathan Harker, describes the appearance of Count Dracula. This help content & information General Help Center experience. But that's pretty much it outside of being bored on a computer. You know what? The content of the conclusion depends on the type of paragraph, and its often acceptable to end a paragraph with a final piece of support that concludes the thought instead of a summary. Oh well. Can my creature spell be countered if I cast a split second spell after it? Most paragraphs focus on a single idea that's expressed with an introductory sentence, then followed by two or more supporting sentences about the idea. Hello, everyone! That's a part of me that's slowly disappearing. Add. This is probably the most meta LTE in existence. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. In case you want to try it for yourself, I'm sure if you google "3dmm download" or something like that, it will take you somewhere where you can download the program. See if you can understand it! A cipher of English being a universal language? Of course, by the F word, I mean the one that I just used six times, not the one that you're probably thinking of which I have not used throughout this entire text. So I wish you luck on your Longest Text Ever reading adventure! Each wall contains three shelves. But it's fiiiiine. Um, Vabungula, I guess? Constituent. Here you can find all the other Random Generators: We created this website to generate random words and more. You remember that, right? Depending on the kind of writing youre doing, you may need to use different types of paragraphs. Not as long as some of the LTEs I mentioned, but still longer than mine and Kenneth Iman's combined. But thats fine. I knew about the existence of furries years before this, but I didnt know much about it until this time. I'm way past my 10,000 character goal now. Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? But you know what I haven't gone too far with? This LTE. A full 3 minutes, now you use your intelligence with an IQ above 70 and ponder about the things you couldve done, the assignments you couldve done, the dogs and cats you couldve eaten. The song is playing now. paragraphs you'd like to see and click the button. Then he picked us up, and we went to a nearby town where we had lunch, went to a museum which was a house built in 1909 as well as the town's first hospital, and got ice cream from what is appearently one of the best ice cream places in the country, according to grandpa. Mapping an Essay All of the paragraphs in the generator are written by humans, not computers. This text is simply too long, and it'll be even longer than that by the time I pass 230,634 characters. But for now, I'm gonna add more to this giant wall of text, because I want it to be the longest! Now Im here adding more to this text. My sister is singing a song about wanting Subway. Wow, seven years ago! Okay, I'm gonna stop talking about that, because I literally just said how I regret talking about it in this text. What should I follow, if two altimeters show different altitudes? That was four months ago. Nobody is perfect. Goodnight! Do any of y'all remember the DVD screensaver meme? Example B \underline{\text{ B }} B 1. But she's gonna be wrong! That means you can learn it very quickly. Hey, flashback to when I said that way at the beginning of this text! Ready? This means that I only really remember one decade. A paragraph is a collection of sentences that relate to a single topic. By Maybe I should write this LTE out by hand. I had to use my finger. Is it safe to publish research papers in cooperation with Russian academics? I'm gonna contribute more to this soon-to-be giant wall of text. In this activity, someone posts a text with a maximum of nine sentences, then people translate it into their own conlangs. The introduction (first sentence) sets the stage for what follows and states the main point. People are still spamming nothing but bo there. As I have grown older this rule has served me well, especially as it relates to technical writing. If you search for "various" in this LTE, you'll only find it at the very beginning as well as here. 42,549 characters divided by 10 days is about 4254 characters. But it's on the Internet, and since recently, on my homepage, so I know people are gonna read it. On a technical note, when beginning a new paragraph, follow the rules of paragraph indentation for whatever style guide youre using. , one of the protagonists, Jonathan Harker, describes the appearance of Count Dracula. If you have the time, please send us The backyard had a long, rectangular shaped pool embellished with handcrafted tiles. I kinda wanna convince some other people I know online to start their own LTE. I'm not joking. Q. But nah, that's kinda cheating. I don't remember much about the game, but it involved the Simpsons, I guess? Probably a lot. 2. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. It's this language that was made up by some guy a long time ago to be the "universal language". That would be pretty tiring, wouldn't it? Goodnight! London, on the other hand, has class and panache, and Ted/James clearly was the latest in a long line of shirt-makers who had, for generations, been making shirts for discerning gentlemen, not carrying guns, and/or shipping off criminals to unsettled countries. I haven't seen anything like that since then. From what I've seen, most other LTEs are pretty diverse, but mine isn't at all. I say "That's epic" all the time. In fact, some of the sentences in the MPC contain a rule, an exception to the rule, and an exception to the exception. A certain word has not been used since the very beginning of this text. She probably thinks nobody's ever gonna read this. When it comes to nonfiction writing, like research papers or reports, most paragraphs have at least three sentences: a topic sentence, a development/support sentence, and a conclusion sentence. How did you even find it? Your chosen number of paragraphs will instantly How do you transition within a paragraph? Long pointless jokes and long-winded jokes are quite popular on the internet. The Flaming-Chicken LTE (the original) is a whopping 203941 characters long! Definition - an abnormal desire to pull out one's hair. It hurts me to think about those days. Unlickily or maybe just a tiny bit luckily there was one piranha left that looked like this: ()(but the fish had a face lift so it looked like this: [][. Because, like I said, I never have any idea what Im talking about. I guess we just are. If the paragraph looks like its too long after youve said everything, consider breaking it up into separate topics and paragraphs for the sake of the reader. J To convince T. J. that it is pointless to resist <p>F To help the men by supporting their claim </p> Clear search Because when youre reading a paragraph inside your head, the words are projected into your brain with the IQ above 90 and then the thought process go through your internal organs and through yours eyes and you wonder if this is actually true but its really not because all it is non-sense. I should compare this LTE to the longest joke in the world! Hey, remember last time I said it would only take a month? "Understandable" is a pretty long word. Being pale and ginger doesn't automatically mean that you're ugly. I'm about to change that forever. I have a gift card for that place. I guess I just really like talking about the weird stuff my sister does. The thing is, I don't know what to write about. Science skills and content knowledge development happen concurrently in my class. Then all of a sudden Australia floated down up into the sky and then all the computers went feral and started eating cheese. No idea. If you remembered from the first sentence of this disgustingly long paragraph, you would remember that this paragraph was a waste of time and space, imagine if I had not typed this paragraph and you had not read it. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. At this point, everything I've written today is longer than what can fit on the screen at once. Maybe with some CSS coloring. Waffles are cool. While it may not be obvious to everyone, there are a number of reasons creating random paragraphs can be It's strange. Somewhat? Here's a story: Once upon a time, people got tired of starting off their stories with "Once upon a time", so they stopped doing that. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. If Viesa is too much for you, Pig Latin will probably be better for you. The best answers are voted up and rise to the top, Not the answer you're looking for? Soon one got killed and the victor called Victor said Hooray I won so I will have an extreme makeover so I can look like this: {}{! But then the dead fish called Dead Fish said Then I want to have a makeover so I can look like this: ()(!Then Ben downloaded pirated music onto his I-pod and went to jail. Who says that? And heck, I don't even know much about languages! I should also mention that the blue one is mine, while the pink one is my sister's. Simply hit on "generate paragraph" and get different paragraph randomly. Hey, I'm back. This version added CYRILLIC! All I need is your love. In fact, there's an entire subreddit for that: r/iamsorandom. I know a bit of it, but I'm not very good at it. Whenever I look at this webpage, it looks long at first glance, but the longer I look at it, the more I realize how short it actually is. At least I'm better at spelling than my sister. Because I don't know of any world record books that have "Longest Text Ever" as a record. The longest joke in the world is 56,554 characters long, which is about how long I'm trying to get this LTE by the end of today. Slinkies are 82 feet long. My favorite word hasn't been used once in this entire text. But I only made one copy because I didn't want to waste THAT much paper. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. Rather than merely talk about paragraph structure, lets look at some paragraph examples so you can see structure in action. Ben got thirsty and hungry so he bought heaps of coke and slabs of chocolate from Idiotic Green Antelopes (I.G.A.). On my YouTube channel, I used to make a genre of GoAnimate video known as the "OS video". I've been speaking Pig Latin fluently since the fourth grade, so it surprised me when I saw the episode for the first time. I've got 4,000 to go. He rented a Redbox movie and made a pizza. Then finally, you feel relaxed and accomplished because the essay said finally to make you hyped up that you accomplished reading a nearly 2 paged essay then the paragraph creates a plot twist; Youre no where near the ending. I only make English codes and call them "conlangs". Then I made the next version: VERSION 3.0! At least I make them at all. One time, I printed an entire copy of the Bee Movie script for no reason. Chewing an apple is just as effective at waking you up in the morning as drinking a cup of coffee. The story wasn't pointless. I'm so funny, right? "Who cares?" asked the man, I screamed . In fact, it's used in the first frame (well, close enough) of "history of the entire world, i guess", which makes me love that video even more. Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. "The culmination of the progressionist speech for which I labored was often criticism, bored expressions, and, sometimes, outright rejection; thus, after unsuccessful revisions and heartfelt considerations, I came to a conclusion: no radical idea, however expertly or clumsily delivered and written, will be unanimously accepted; instead, radical ideas will often encounter criticism without constructive comment, but this fact does not negate our responsibility to write them and take a stand.". Well, the longest LTE, anyways. :), seeking a humorous example of long winded paragraph one sentence long [closed], Improving the copy in the close modal and post notices - 2023 edition, New blog post from our CEO Prashanth: Community is the future of AI, April 2023 Writing Challenge: A fighter against the rebellion. Also this one. Soon, a Labrador walks in, sniffs the Chihuahua for 10 minutes and leaves. libraryofbabel.info is a website containing every possible combination of the lowercase letters a-z, space, comma, and period. I already had my two past attempts at an LTE vanish from existance. I'd like to say that all of that is not true. I can kinda sorta play it on piano? The second time, the Neocities editor crashed. I have now decided that, even though the text itself has always remained accessible thanks to the Internet Archive and countless copy-pastes, the original home of WhileTrue's Longest Text Ever shall return to its former glory. I'm also learning Esperanto. The word "I" makes up 5% of the words this text! You know, the Shrek song? It goes: , , . Another nonfiction paragraph example comes from. One way is to generate a It's a language where you take all the consonants before the first vowel, move them to the end, and add '-ay' to the end. Wow, 15 years of LTEs! But what if the text gets so long that is surpasses that? 4. Then you start getting nervous that its almost time for bed, then you wonder what you ate for breakfast on June the 9th. Let's see! Although you might gesture at this question in your introduction, the fullest answer to it properly belongs at your essay's end. "a" looks nice too, arguably nicer. This question appears to be off-topic because asking what to write or asking for help rephrasing a sentence or passage are both off-topic here, as such questions are very unlikely to help anybody else. It's especially been like that ever since the four month gap. But not as much as being meta and talking about my own LTE. I just realized that most of the games I play are games that I've been playing for at least six years. Let's celebrate by talking about MUSIC! act as the body of the paragraph. What if, in the future, students are reading this for a class assignment? Soon all the tree huggers got shotguns and blew up themselves and the piranhas. Okay, I just made a webpage for her LTE (it's gonna be an actual LTE this time). The documentation for Viesa is on this very website, so go ahead and read it! You couldve finished your homework, play with your cat, eat your seal, or you couldve discovered who made the fire hydrant, if you did not get the reference, you couldve went and learned something and post it on reddit in the subreddit Today I learned, but you still have the urge to read this insanely long paragraph, pondering how I typed this without rest. The Nevermind, it's already done cooking. I can play a few songs on the piano (albeit with weird fingering because like I just said, I have no idea what I'm doing), including HOME - Resonance and PilotRedSun - Bodybuilder. I'm gonna go now. But hey, as long as it's long! UPDATE 2022-11-10: A while ago I made the regrettable and baffling decision to wipe this entire page and replace it with incomprehensible garble in some made up language. His face was a stronga very strongaquiline, with high bridge of the thin nose and peculiarly arched nostrils; with lofty domed forehead, and hair growing scantily round the temples but profusely elsewhere. Keep in mind what comes before and after the paragraph so you can plan the right topic for the flow of your writing. appear. I'm gonna see how much LTE-writing I can do in one day. It'll feel nice to be way ahead the record. Welp, I guess I should just accept that Im editing that world of text alone for the rest of my life. Why? Africa is a well-known song by Toto. But I'll just keep writing until it is the longest! You know, I've been feeling kind of down about this LTE lately, because as I just mentioned, all I ever talk about is this LTE itself, there's no diversity, blah blah blah. Her goal is to have three buildings, since she doesn't have THAT much Lego. I play that song all the time around my sister! Maybe I'll be more creative by tomorrow. Why is the writer making a paragraph so long that I have the urge and motivation to finish this pointless paragraph to prove him that reading is what makes me, me.

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