[Brief flash over to Spy, whose gaze returns to the monitor.] What have you two eggy-heads been workin' on? I guess it's a date. It also holds a bucket of drumsticks, red roses, a vase, and a box of RED chocolates. Um. Harry101UK, who attended Valve for winning the 2013 Saxxies, Illustrative Rendering in Team Fortress 2, https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/index.php?title=Expiration_Date&oldid=3283837, This is the first Valve-made TF2 short to feature Miss Pauling, and the second to feature characters apart from the RED and BLU team (the first being the, However, some of the Engineer's lines are extracted sound files from Grant Goodeve. - You told me to. At 11:31, Scout's right arm clips through Soldier's torso. Stunned by the blast, Miss Pauling and Scout painfully but quickly recover inside the bread monster. [The camera cuts to a shot of the Spy walking behind Heavy's back. The Scout bounces on his feet on the right, looking nervous. He stammers and scratches his face.]. You fuckin furry, you did collect everyone's dying wish? Muffled shots can be heard. [He nearly chokes the Scout and raises a hand as if to punch his face. Scout: so that brings me to the point of this story, which is I like you, and you should probably be sitting for this Miss Pauling: GUYS! I Have Done Nothing But Teleport Bread for Three Days, This Is Where I Watched My Parents Die, Raphael. [he gestures] He's [The Spy examines the card. The scene saw wider recognition online as a pop culture reference in the late 2010s. At 6:25, the Soldier is carrying several loaves of bread. personal chef cost per month; your insights about the haribon foundation; rooster head french pioneer sword; prudential annuity beneficiary claim form ], Spy: Our first dying wish is Scout's. [The two rush towards the hangar, but they get cut off by the payload bomb being thrown at the blast doors, bending them and denying them access. [he gestures emphatically with his lit cigarette while the trumpets and drum beats swell]. Spy can be seen walking around Scout as the camera rotates around him in the opposite direction.] Where have you been sending it?! Scout: Hey, hey Miss Pauling! Medic: Vell, let's see. ], [The Engineer walks off-camera as energetic drums start to play in the background. He turns to address the Scout, who is a furry, while the Medic steps back.]. [The Engineer gestures with his head to the Teleporter. It's some form of self-aware beauty mark that only metastasizes in an environment of pure wheat. [Miss Pauling has now removed the panel off of the detonation mechanism of the bomb, and can be seen frantically messing with the wires. He gets swung to one side and loses his grip on his gun. A look of determination can be seen on her face. Scout is busy searching for an escape route while Miss Pauling has a look of terror on her face. 4. [He raises his paws and shrugs his shoulders] Basically nobody. As the van drives in, a wooden prop of a cactus with some desert plants pops up and a painted curtain background falls into place, disguising the entrance.]. It continues down the left lane. Scout and Miss Pauling run at the bread monster as she lets out a yelp. 2. Miss Pauling: [Her expression darkens] Scout, I'm here right now. The Scout bounces on his feet on the right, looking nervous. Tell me you got the briefcase. He attempts to mimic the Spy's actions, but instead sends the dummy flying into the Reel-to-Reel player behind them. Spy: [An expression of disbelief crosses his face] Yourself? Tell me you got the briefcase. The camera pans from the rear towards the front while a heavy drum beat plays. to view a random entry. She does, however, offer to have Scout to come along at work, though he declines each task Pauling lists until she comes to the task of killing the one who pulled the briefcase alarm, which she says that Scout will already be at. The numbers are stamped on and can sometimes be hard to read or find depending on where they were placed. Light flute music plays with a soft drum accompaniment. Hey that's, that's funny. The bell rings a third time and the screen blacks out again]. No. It recoils in pain, letting out a loud roar. The Engineer and Medic walk by pushing Teleporters and piles of bread on two carts to the lab. Fast zoom to the inside of its mouth, and the dove it swallowed earlier is seen sitting inside it. It's just bread that gets tumors! The Scout, meanwhile, bounces off the bread monster and lands on his feet in a battle stance. Copypastas are text memes! The sergals cock is drawn in much greater detail than the Spy who is in the maw of the Sergal, becoming disemboweled with blood spurting everywhere.]. The camera spotlights the loaf with ominous bass piano notes. [Spy stops pouring, looks up, and turns towards Scout. Scout: [disinterestedly while the background drum beats a steady tattoo] Wow. The Spy swirls his cut crystal glass and takes a drink whilst reading "Dapper Cadavar Monthly" magazine, as the track of the same name plays in the background. He twirls her back onto her feet and the two start running. A dead BLU soldier can be seen draped on the roof of the van. Its called copypasta as a combination of both 'copy' and 'paste'. honey ad script copypasta. Oh, I am so sorry Miss Pauling: [Looking up from the wires] God, Scout, what for? And this here. ], Spy: Final Question [Cut to a shot of Spy, who is silhouetted against the floodlights.] Ahh-, [She is dragging a body. Anyway I-, [The Spy suddenly lunges towards the door, slamming it shut on Scout's body. [The screen then cuts to a text with the Team Fortress 2: Free to Play logo with the sharp tolling of a bell. Ominous sounding strings start up. [Side shot of the van rolling down a ramp and pulling into a garage. ], Spy: See you all in hell. Scout backs up as one of the tentacles swipes at him. He returns his eyes to the road. ], [As Miss Pauling walks towards the door, the scooter falls onto its side. Scout: That's why the Sergal vored him. can be seen littered around the room, and he is now reading a book titled Dating Nice Girls. ], Miss Pauling: [Briefly glancing over at Scout] Uh-huh. Earn it! ], Spy: I think it's going pretty well [He gives the Scout a pat on the back as a cloud of dust rolls over them.] Spy simply looks down at him with a smug grin on his face. He adjusts his hat and headset with both paws. Another jump cut, and the pile of books has been turned into a makeshift throne, which the Scout, who has the Bonk Boy on, reclines in it, a more confident expression on his face. Privacy Policy. Both Scout and Miss Pauling look down at the wood below them. [relaxes and chuckles] So yeah, Miss Pauling. Scout: Wait. Lyrics, Meaning & Videos: Meet the Pyro, Expiration Date, Meet the Medic, Mann vs. Machine, Jungle Inferno, Meet your Match, Team Fortress 2 Trailer, Team Fortress 2 is Free to Play, Meet the Medic - Outtake - Kill Me, Mann vs. Machine - The Sound of Medicine, Find the lyrics and meaning of any song, and watch its music video. The display beeps as the various mercenaries set their watches. He eyes it worriedly.]. Soldier: [Poking his head into the cavity] Good news! [he gestures] He's [The Spy examines the card. The Engineer winces while the Scout yelps and throws his hands in the air. Heavy grabs one of the detached tentacles and heaves it off to one side, then walks over to the Demoman, who is carrying a case of beer under his arm. [She pushes past the Scout, who follows her.] At the other end, the Demoman and Sniper can be seen playing the Piano and Saxophone, respectively. Later, the Scout can be seen sitting at the head of a long banquet table. [He smiles, then it quickly turns into a frown] Wait, nah. ], [Front shot of the van pulling into the garage. ], [The Scout reaches over and with his right hand, and exits out of e621.net, then pushes a button on the monitor. Scout looks at the monster, which lets out a long roar. [The strings slow then stop. Miss Pauling: They took the briefcase Don't worry, we can fix this. [Cut to a shot of Miss Pauling watching the battle. Medic: [Appearing behind the Engineer] It's not even tumors! At the base, they hear bad news from Engineer and Medic: teleporting bread results in large green tumors inside, leading them to conclude that the mercenaries have the tumors as well, and will all die. Why don't we discuss it over dinner. He attempts to mimic the Spy's actions, but instead sends the dummy flying into the Reel-to-Reel player behind them. 70 hours left to live and counting. The camera angle is also slightly higher up than in the final video. [A security camera tracks their movements as Miss Pauling adjusts her glasses.]. What have you two eggheads been workin' on? [he snaps the case shut] [The camera switches to the mercenaries walking down a hallway. The Soldier attempts to extricate the BLU Demoman's body from the hood of the van. I'm great with girls. I got a bucket of chicken Spy: [He slaps the chicken out of Scout's paws.] The will. to view the image gallery, [sigh] Okay. No, actually, wait [The Scout is interrupted by a scream, and the Soldier flies into the hangar and lands on the ground.]. They're usually pretty accurate in my experience, at least for more distinct fonts. During the dancing scene, a recorder is visible that looks like the Red-Tape Recorder. The Engineer and Medic are experimenting with teleporting bread, discovering that doing so might have negative consequences. Okay [He walks up to the Spy.] ], [TRAINING GYM: 51 HOURS TIL DEATH Camera slowly pans into a nearly empty gymnasium. Scout: Miss Pauling. [He sets a glass of liquid in front of the Scout.] A body bag and shovel can be seen strapped to the back of it. [The two rush towards the hangar, but they get cut off by the payload bomb being thrown at the blast doors, bending them and denying them access. [He sets a glass of liquid in front of the Scout.] Scout: [giggling] Oh man, Classic Scout. Soldier: [Leaning backwards] I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days. You want to be my lover?! She comes to a stop outside a steel plate door and hops off of the scooter, shotgun in hand. I'm going to be dead. Scout: Wait. Miss Pauling: [distracted] Scout? The ones that don't go for a guy like me. The RED Demoman takes a quick spin on the Teleporter and disappears. I just said we're not filled with tumors! Now go! Fine. 1, 1, 1, umm. Soldier has a grin on his face, Demo looks concerned, and Spy looks very worried. I got a bucket of chicken Spy: [He slaps the chicken out of Scout's hands.] Miss Pauling: You're already going to be at that one. MeeM - TF2. [he gestures emphatically with his lit cigarette while the trumpets and drum beats swell]. This was a huge waste of my time. This is a reference to ". A march-like drum beat plays], [Cut to a close-up of a poker table. A can of BONK! Engineer: Whoa! ], [She disappears off-camera. Afterwards, Scout comes to Spy's smoking room to apologize and seek his help. If not, I gotta kill him. The dove from earlier flies at the monster and is promptly eaten by it. [Reverse shot with the bucket in the foreground. We're not dying! Spy: [sudden close-up while the background music cuts off] The clock is ticking, gentlemen. TF2 Critical hit. Goodbye! Here you've drawn me having [The camera tastefully remains on his face.]. [turns] Scout. The Heavy manages to find a Sandvich and leans contently on the fridge door and takes a bite.]. Upset at Scout for wasting her one day off a year, Miss Pauling begins to leave. This never leaves this room [sigh]. Suddenly a siren can be heard in the background with guards shouting. Realizing this is seven years old just hit me like a fucking truck, Jr. As he does so, he turns around, casually hits the button with his fist, and points at the Spy as he walks away. Screw you, though [He walks by an alarm that's labeled In Case of Briefcase theft, push button. You know, classy ones. The Spy rolls his eyes and shakes his head in amusement.] Scout and a busty, blonde haired woman are standing at a counter with buckets of "Conquistador Fried Giblets" brand chicken drumsticks.]. [The Heavy and Sniper are slightly amused. [Suddenly, the Spy's voice is heard. ], Scout: Lot of people busy with busywess. And you just wasted it on-- [She looks around her, pausing mid-sentence.] Heavy grabs one of the detached tentacles and heaves it off to one side, then walks over to the Demoman, who is carrying a case of beer under his arm. ], [Cut back to Spy and Scout in the classroom, only this time DANCING is written on the chalkboard. The interior of the loaf contains pulsating green lumps and teeth. - What's your question, Soldier? Yes. Screw you, though [He walks by an alarm that's labeled In Case of Briefcase theft, push button. Let's begin. ], [Interior shot of the cab. Heavy revs his mini-gun up and walks towards the bread monster, firing his weapon. ], [Engineer looks at her, then abandons his Sentry, which is now Level 3, to rush into the hangar. The Soldier wanders over, interested. The Spy draws a note card from the bucket. Sowe're both busy. Scout: Seven. Expiration Date: Directed by John Cook, Robin Walker. He sits back down and slides out of his chair. More cans of BONK! The Scout turns back to the monitor.]. For example, on June 17th, Tumblr[3] user holtarna replied "I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days" in response to a reblogged image of a loaf. The Engineer smacks his Sentry Gun with his wrench, upgrading it to Level 2, and he motions for Demoman to join the battle as well.] Scout: Oh thank God. Heavy: [Struggling to keep the blast doors open] COME ON! A literal bucket list. Suddenly, another loaf of bread appears, silently hovering. [Cut to a shot of the room behind them, which is decorated with ribbons, balloons, streamers, and various themed decorations while rocking jazz music plays. The Heavy looks disapprovingly at the sleeping Scout. Tf2 Soundboard; TF2 Demoman - Kaboom. The Medic runs in front of the camera as it focuses back on Scout and Miss Pauling.]. Got to go. You too. [A bloodied hand can be seen in the background reaching for help. Scout: [sitting up and angrily gesturing] Go to hell, Spy. Spy: Say that [pushes microphone towards Scout] again. Spy, look at all of this. The bar has several bottles of RED wine, glasses, and a console. Scout: Wait! ], [The Scout reaches over and with his right hand, pushes a button on the monitor. Scout: so that brings me to the point of this story, which is I like you, and you should probably be sitting for this [In the background, the Medic hurriedly rushed forward to heal the Pyro, who has been lifted by another tentacle], Miss Pauling: GUYS! I have done nothing but teleport bread for the past three days. At 4:16, the Scout line, "Classic Scout", was improvised by voice actor Nathan Vetterlein as detailed in his Twitch Stream. The timer ticks down to one second as they leap straight into the open maw of the monster. [Front shot of the van pulling into the garage. The RED Demoman takes a quick spin on the Teleporter and disappears. The Engineer turns. A literal bucket list. Spy: [ignoring him] It contains the dying wish of every man here. Transcript [A lone RV is driving down a desert road.Camera cuts to the dashboard, where a bobblehead of the former Civilian sits. Heavy revs his mini-gun up and walks towards the bread monster, firing his weapon. The Heavy's bulk is apparent on the left as compared to the Scout's relaxed pose with his feet on the dashboard. To their horror, though, it seems that Soldier's last wish has been to do nothing but teleport bread for the past three days. Copypasta Scripts of All "Meet the __" Videos. He stammers and scratches his muzzle.]. Scout: Miss Pauling. [The bread monster crashes through the door as Scout pulls Miss Pauling out of harm's way. [Side shot of the van rolling down a ramp and pulling into a garage. [An ominous rumble shakes the entire base as the group look up at the ceiling. A BLU Demoman's boot can be seen sticking out from underneath of the hood which has a hood ornament reading "SWORD". ], [Cut to a shot of Miss Pauling watching the battle. [he places his hand on the Soldier's back and smiles] You teleport as much bread as you like. Go [bleep] yourself. Suddenly the Engineer bursts in through the door behind them.]. As the van drives in, a wooden prop of a cactus with some desert plants pops up and a painted curtain background falls into place, disguising the entrance.]. Stand back son. ], Spy: We are mercenaries. Spy is sitting in the chair in front of the monitors while Soldier and Demoman stand behind him. You have a dinner date for seven what time do you arrive? Scout and Miss Pauling look on, amazed, as the dove takes off and flies away. Right. ], [All the mercenaries are expressionless except for the Heavy who is on the verge of falling asleep with his arms folded. A grin appears on his face as he stares at the fallen loaf. ], [The Medic leans forward with interest. All right? TF2 Spy snort. Spy: [Annoyed] Scout, where is this going? Spy: [ignoring him] It contains the dying wish of every man here. Miss Pauling: TomorrowI'm belt sanding the fingerprints off a pile of corpses. Do you have any idea what's in a briefcase that-- [Miss Pauling spots the watch on Scout's arm] --Oh, oh! CLOSE THE BLAST DOORS! 6. ], Miss Pauling: [Yelling] What the hell is that!? We cannot teleport bread anymore! ], [Cut to a side shot of the mercenaries at the poker table. While Scout shows some progress, Spy ultimately declares Scout a failure. [turns] Scout. Miss Pauling: Oh, but you can ride along with me on some jobs. [He grabs the Soldier by his coat.] As the camera pulls back farther, the Pyro can be seen coming into the shot, who has the small bread monster darting around his legs like a puppy as he tries to keep track of it.]. U R DED! [he snaps the case shut], [The camera switches to the mercenaries walking down a hallway. ], [Miss Pauling has now removed the panel off of the detonation mechanism of the bomb, and can be seen frantically messing with the wires. He triumphantly celebrates his arrival with a crate of beer with limes wedged in the necks, his grenades on his vest removed to carry bottles. Now weakened, the wooden platform collapses, sending the trio plummeting to the dirt below. [Scene flashes back to a cheap fast food joint. He pushes the cart which rolls to a stop in front of the Scout. The Heavy looks at his Sandvich, sniffs it, shrugs, and continues eating. ], [The Engineer picks up a loaf of bread. Scout: [Struggling] Aaahhhh Ah UwU, Miss Pauling, you all right? A medium tempo jazz instrumental starts with flute, piano, and drums. At 6:08 when Spy is pouring a drink, the liquid flowing out of the bottle is black but becomes a translucent amber color as it fills the glass. Heavy: [Turning to the Medic] NOW, DOCTOR! Mid-tempo mysterious music plays with rhythmic drums, piano, and plucked strings. [The strings hold, then fade as the scene cuts to black. Miss Pauling: [finished with dragging body, she stands up and wipes the dirt from her hands] Funny you should mention that. Cut back to the team. And that always have their glasses on just kind of crooked. [He makes a gun formation with his right hand. Soldier: [brightly] Hello, Miss Pauling! Miss Pauling reacts and turns hurriedly from the camera. The Spy proceeds to show Scout the proper way to dance, while Scout looks on in confusion. He slowly pulled it out filling the room with a long loud moan. [The screen fades in to a shot of desert road, similar to Meet the Sniper. salem ymca after school program / warframe account migration ps4 to pc 2021 / expiration date tf2 copypasta. Alright. The room is dimly lit with moonlight and the warm glow of the fireplace. ], [TRAINING GYM : 2 HOURS TIL DEATH Floodlights come to life, illuminating the Scout, who is sitting in a classroom chair in the middle of a wrestling ring. The Engineer turns. Wait! Can we do this again? ], [The camera pans slowly with the Scout walking left to right from the van to the table. ], [The Scout coughs and the Spy delicately places the second glass down. The Engineer winces while the Scout yelps and throws his paws in the air. Mcfighter2 Nov 22, 2017 @ 6:23am. Cut back to Scout and Miss Pauling.]. Medic: [cheerily, gesturing slightly with a half of the throbbing loaf] Tumors! Meanwhile, Scout stops insulting Spy long enough to ask him an embarrassing favor; the Administrator's clerical assistant/cleaner/murder expert Miss Pauling races to bury some incriminating bodies; and Soldier makes a new metal friend. The Scout opens the door and peeks in.]. As the camera pulls back farther, the Pyro can be seen coming into the shot, who has the small bread monster darting around his legs like a puppy as they try to keep track of it.]. Another jolt knocks them off their feet. A large fire has broken out behind it. The will. Ow. [The camera cuts to a shot of the Spy walking behind Heavy's back. 1. In face of this news, Spy decides to collect a bucket list in a literal bucket. We're not dying! [The Soldier suddenly grabs the Scout by the neck and slams him onto the table.]. At 5:55, a painting of a bowl of fruit with a knife in the apple is seen behind the Spy. Seduce me! The Scout throws up his hands, the Heavy is startled and momentarily loses control of the van, and the Soldier takes over the monitor.]. Contents 1 Video description 2 Movie 3 Video transcript 4 Plot summary 5 Notes 6 References Video description Engineer and Medic make an unsettling new discovery while experimenting with the teleporter. A fight breaks out, with the other mercenaries rushing to their aid. Engineer: [adjusting his helmet] Y'all know what this means right? Scout: [gestures to the table which holds another Teleporter, a loaf of bread, and an ashtray] Hey, wook at all this. Miss Pauling: Well, on Friday I got to kill someone who pressed a briefcase alarm button andoh. The Scout tosses the keys. Congratulations. The Heavy continues to drive the van on the right side of the road when the dashboard monitor begins to softly beep. [The Heavy lifts up the side of the monster's body, allowing light to flood over Scout and Miss Pauling.]. Spy: We have seventy hours to live. Scout grabs a hold of her and, making use of the dance moves he learned from Spy, keeps her safe from harm. A subreddit for all your TF2 copypasta needs. The Heavy still leans nonchalantly on the fridge door. Scout grabs a hold of her and yanks her off to one side as the bread monster knocks the bomb around. by heavy TF2. Medic:I didn't say that! He adjusts his hat and headset with both hands. A bright flash of light can be seen engulfing the monster, then the screen cuts to black. At 7:28, when learning to dance, the Scout first performs the. Scout can be seen dodging the tentacles, jumping onto one and using his makeshift weapon to impale one of the other tentacles. [The Engineer picks up a loaf of bread. But then there was this monster and we shot it and we built a bomb and I think my leg's broken. . Half-standing, the Soldier examines the bucket.]. (Note: caption reads "business"), [Heavy can be seen in the background, checking the fridge's contents. The Heavy's bulk is apparent on the left as compared to the Scout's relaxed pose with his feet on the dashboard. Miss Pauling: Not everybody, Soldier. During this scene, the Heavy appears to wearing his watch, but with no strap. An example being. The Scout and Heavy look worried while the Engineer looks down at the floor.

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